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... so I kinda wonder.

Where does niichan get money from, anyway?

It's sorta weird that he has a lot, to me...

From what queries I can gather, it is a combination of Psychological Experimentation and Accounting.

... those are some really long words. Do you mind, uh... explaining them?

He lets people play with his head. And he counts other people's money.

... oh! I see!

... he doesn't seem like the type to let people... "play with his head", though.

That is the explanation. He allows people to test ideas by suggesting he do things, it sounds like. Like hit himself with a nerf bat.

... that sounds like it'd hurt!

And also that it's stupid. Really really stupid. Nii-chan should know better than that!

Hey, I just answered your question, little miss.

Well I'm being angry at niichan, not you.

k.

... You seem interesting, perhaps we should "Play" in the future, Little Miss?

... ummm... sure! I dunno who you are though.

Who are you?

Princess Reinhilde von Hyperborea.

You can call me Miss Setsu.

... alright, Miss Setsu!

My name's Sanko! Nice to meet you!

... You have nice choice in clothing. I shall continue contact with you.

... uhhh. Thanks! I look forward to it!

Been enjoying yourself, dear?

Kinda? I mean it's kinda weird to be asking that. I think.

Well, I'm just checking in, dearest.

Well I'm doing fine!

Except for bad looks that niichan gives sometimes but I think that's kinda normal by now.

Yeah, he's always miserable.

And what do you think of me, dearest?

It's really sad. And apparently he's doing stupid stuff.

You're the nice lady that knows niichan. It's not like I'd know of you as anything else.

It's not so stupid. It advances research.

... That's very good, dear. You seem like a wonderful girl.

It sounds stupid to me!

Uhh... thanks! That's really nice of you, lady!

Heh. And of course. I'm Ms. Wakahisa. If you want, you can call me Noriko.

Um... alright, Noriko.

Alright. If you ever need help with your niichan, just ask.

... well him not being so mean or ignoring me would be a start.

... Oh? How mean and ignorant is he?

He doesn't say anything to me. He tends to give mean looks if I say something. Or he tries to not notice me if he can.

Also he keeps putting me on the couch when I try to sleep in his bed with him.

... Well he sounds like a terrible horrible older brother.

Would you like the fixed in any specific way?

I just want him to be a bit nicer. If he was too nice that'd just be scary.

... and maybe have him not try to kick me out of bed.

... I'll see what I can do about that when I see him.

Thank you!!

No problem, dearest.

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