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I drew niichan!

... I dunno when he got the purple, though...it looks nice though!

I drew up another picture too! I dunno where I went and thought of them, though... they don't look really familiar to me.

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Normally I'd say no, but yer sister's won me over. What can I say?

Riiight, 'f course, she won y'over.

Cause she's just so sweet, even a guy like ya can't resist 'er.

She gets in all my scheduled time o' tormentin' ya, but ya can't make threats 'gainst 'er.

So 'course I can't resist 'er. Also I got a soft spot fer adorable kids anyway.

She only really torments me when she gets ideas. Or figures out I really don't want 'er t' answer th' damn door. That thing's becomin' an omen f' me.

Never would've thought it with ya. If I ever get turned int' a little girl with less than a clear handle on who I am, I totally know who t' go t' f' help, then.

I'd start puttin' locks where she couldn't reach.

...Dun say things like that. They usually come true.

No no that's just it.

It kinda already did, just 'm still 'ere regardless.

Really? So she's damn clever. I think I found a new favorite Samasu.

Did I miss it? I always miss the 'ilarious stuff.

You're talkin' with th' result up there, after all.

An' no, y'can't bring Marias over t' watch m' stuff. That an' I have an inklin' 'roko ain't good on either 'f ya.

Damn.

Double damn. So, ya got a good workout goin' with yer new group o' friends?

Yeah, "damn" is a word f' it.

All I know is pain at five in th' mornin'.

An' dinosaurs tryin' t' eat me.

*there's no actual text here, just a voice clip of Cyril laughing hysterically. It goes on for a good two minutes.*

HA HA VERY FUNNY.

I dun think ya guys need my 'elp. I'll be over 'ere, laughin'.

She's doin' 'bout what I would do, but I'd be on my D-wheel and ya'd be runnin' from me. Failure results in me settin' ya on fire.

... 'll be almost thankful then that th' one I have t' worry 'bout is a retarded dinosaur an' a girl that could probably snap m' arm.

An' yer scrawny twig like legs.

Nah 'm sure she would at least prefer me t' be able t' run.

True.

Unless she's gonna start subscribin' ta the 'beat the shit out of ya take make ya into a man' school of thought.

I hope not.

I really really hope not.

Well, if ya've got like a week 'fore the next worm invasion, that's prolly all she can do.

In fact, I think I'm gonna go tell 'er that.

DON'T.

Done! I'm 'elpin' ya in the long run kid. Promise.

I wouldn't do anythin' ta outright torture ya.

This is basically outright torture!

Yeah, but fer the good o' the world. An' the good o' ya. Next up, I'll take ya ta the mountains where I'll recite bullshit an' make ya sleep under waterfalls.

I hate ya.

So much.

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