She only really torments me when she gets ideas. Or figures out I really don't want 'er t' answer th' damn door. That thing's becomin' an omen f' me.
Never would've thought it with ya. If I ever get turned int' a little girl with less than a clear handle on who I am, I totally know who t' go t' f' help, then.
Yeah, but fer the good o' the world. An' the good o' ya. Next up, I'll take ya ta the mountains where I'll recite bullshit an' make ya sleep under waterfalls.
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Cause she's just so sweet, even a guy like ya can't resist 'er.
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So 'course I can't resist 'er. Also I got a soft spot fer adorable kids anyway.
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Never would've thought it with ya. If I ever get turned int' a little girl with less than a clear handle on who I am, I totally know who t' go t' f' help, then.
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...Dun say things like that. They usually come true.
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It kinda already did, just 'm still 'ere regardless.
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Did I miss it? I always miss the 'ilarious stuff.
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An' no, y'can't bring Marias over t' watch m' stuff. That an' I have an inklin' 'roko ain't good on either 'f ya.
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Double damn. So, ya got a good workout goin' with yer new group o' friends?
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All I know is pain at five in th' mornin'.
An' dinosaurs tryin' t' eat me.
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She's doin' 'bout what I would do, but I'd be on my D-wheel and ya'd be runnin' from me. Failure results in me settin' ya on fire.
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Unless she's gonna start subscribin' ta the 'beat the shit out of ya take make ya into a man' school of thought.
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I really really hope not.
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In fact, I think I'm gonna go tell 'er that.
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I wouldn't do anythin' ta outright torture ya.
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So much.