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I found this cool thing! It lets me type on it! It also looks like it has a camera on the back, too! So I'm gonna take a picture of a picture I drew. Maybe he'll see it then!

... I'm not really good at drawing and stuff like that. But he won't look at it otherwise!

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...That's really freakin' adorable.

Thanks! I really hope he likes it!

... who are you?

I'm yer big bro's best friend, Cyril.

... Oh! You're Uncle Cyril!

He's told me a lot about you! He keeps talking about "cornering" you or something like that!

Oh that jus' means he wants ya an' me an' 'im ta go fer ice cream one day.

That sounds like a lot of fun!

When can we go?

Uh, grab 'im tomorrow. We'll all go tomorrow. I'm pretty busy but I'll put some time off fer my best pal an' 'is lil' sister.

I will! Thank you, Uncle Cyril!

Also tell 'im it's gotta be 'is treat. Uncle Cyril is broke.

I will! I'm sure he can pay for it!! He has a lot of money. I think!

I think so ta.

Yer a pretty cool lil' girl, y'know?

I think you're a pretty cool uncle!

Boy, thanks f' at least makin' it really easy.

No problemo. But ya gotta come 'long ta, y'know. Else who's gonna shell out the money for the ice cream? I'm just offering my services as a... Chaperone. Yeah. Can't 'ave ya kids be out ta late an' all that.

One of these days...

They'd probably end up draggin' me 'long in their messed up fantasy view 'f th' world, anyway.

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