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[prick_in_threes]

... I think niichan is broken.

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[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he woke up freaking out. And he seems to be staying on the opposite side of the room from that Cyclone Creator.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

I dunno why he'd do that. That robot's really nice!

How do we fix him?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... I say we go get him ice cream.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

... do you think that'll help him?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

Also hugs.

Maybe do drawings of him?

Maybe draw yourself and me hugging him? Idk.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

... he isn't letting me hug him.

I think I'll do the pictures instead.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Be sure to show me!

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

What?

Please tell me he didn't go crazy.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

He's ... paranoid?

That's the best term I can think of, Blondey.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

How paranoid?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

He's avoiding the robot bird he brought home the one night after he got turned into a superhero or whatever and staying on the other side of the room paranoid.

And he just seems to be sorta freakin' out?

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

He's acting really scared of things and he keeps shaking but he won't say what's going on.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

... ...can his tuner operate a PDA?

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

Um... I dunno. Lemme ask it.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

If it can, put it on.

[alliesindanger.livejournal.com]

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

UH. OKAY.

Slow down.

What's going on?

[alliesindanger.livejournal.com]

UNKNOWN

PARTNER IS IN A HEIGHTENED STATE OF DISTRESS FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON

ANY HEARD STATEMENTS FROM THEM ARE DISJOINTED AND WITHOUT LOGICAL REASONING

"WORM" IS HEARD THOUGH BUT THE WORMS HAVE NOT TARGETED US AT RECENT TIME

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Okay...

...he just woke up, right?

[alliesindanger.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Oooooorrrrggghhhhhifthishorseshitkeepsupiswearillchoketwonuns

He's not hurting himself or anybody else, is he?

[alliesindanger.livejournal.com]

HE WHACKED ME AWAY WHEN I TRIED TO APPROACH HIM YELLING SOMETHING UNTRANSLATABLE

OTHERWISE HE HAS POSITIONED HIMSELF IN THE CORNER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Leave him alone and just let him sit in the corner until he's coherent at least. I have a suspicion what caused this, but I wanna make sure.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Slap him until he stops.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

If I can't hug him I doubt I could really slap him either.

Also you're mean, mean man.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not mean!

If a guy is freaking out, you slap him.

Or throw cold water on him.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

... but he's freaking out.

I don't get how that's supposed to work.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

It's supposed to give you a shock and you snap out of it.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

... but what if it makes it worse?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

.....

You probably shouldn't do it.

...Have an adult do it.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

Oooh, okay, mean man.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not mean!

I'm really nice!

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

Well I dunno who you are.

So I call you mean man, since you suggested mean-rounding stuff!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm also big!

You could call me big guy!

Or scruffy man!

Or something other than mean!

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

I could just call you "Mr. Stranger".

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

That's actually worse.

[prick-in-threes.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmm

Then I'll call you Scruffy since you suggested it!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

That's fine.