prick_in_threes | (no subject)

... I think niichan is broken.

Slap him until he stops.

If I can't hug him I doubt I could really slap him either.

Also you're mean, mean man.

I'm not mean!

If a guy is freaking out, you slap him.

Or throw cold water on him.

... but he's freaking out.

I don't get how that's supposed to work.

It's supposed to give you a shock and you snap out of it.

... but what if it makes it worse?

.....

You probably shouldn't do it.

...Have an adult do it.

Oooh, okay, mean man.

I'm not mean!

I'm really nice!

Well I dunno who you are.

So I call you mean man, since you suggested mean-rounding stuff!

I'm also big!

You could call me big guy!

Or scruffy man!

Or something other than mean!

I could just call you "Mr. Stranger".

...

That's actually worse.

Hmmmmmmmm

Then I'll call you Scruffy since you suggested it!

That's fine.